Pitchfork

Calling all hair fetishists, IDM fiends, and auction aficionados! In one of the more creative scams this side of black market kidney sales, an eBay entrepreneur has placed none other than \xB5-Ziq headman Mike Paradinas' ponytail up for grabs on the popular auction site. Along with a humorous description tracing the history of IDM ponytails, the item purports to also include a "certificate of authenticity" along with the hair samples. In examination of the picture included with the posting, the hair looks just nasty enough to be legitimate, but Lord only knows.

n Some poor saps have already pledged nearly $80.00 for the item, which raises several questions, not the least of which is what the hell they plan to do with it if and when they actually receive it. Word on the street is that famously bald electro-musician Moby is willing to pay a pretty penny for the thing.

n .: Ponytail: http://ebay.com
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