Pitchfork

All right, friends. Ready for a bidding war you can't refuse? One clue: it's black and white and red all over. Any guesses?

All right, it's Jack White's old house.

The White Stripes/Raconteurs main man has put his former Detroit lair on the market. For a mere $930,000, you could be the owner of this mammoth masterpiece. Interested? Go here.

The manse includes a secret garden, a master bedroom hand-painted by White himself, the grand staircase/foyer (aka Third Man Studios, where the Stripes have recorded), and a red-and-white-striped laundry room and bathroom.

See for yourself: