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For those of you who missed this mess the first time around, MC Jelly Donut-- a name we can barely bring ourselves to type it's so awful-- has uploaded a video chronicle of his beef with Lady Sovereign to YouTube.

With the Notorious B.I.G.'s "What's Beef?" playing underneath, the video begins with footage of You Know Who walking around in the Mezzanine's parking lot. It goes on to cover Lady Sovereign's show, the audience's chanting of "Battle Jelly Donut!" and his subsequent expulsion from the club at her request. It ends with him freestyling back out in the parking lot before quickly recapping the entire event and flashing the words "Bring it."

Immediately after the video was uploaded, the Bay Area's "idiot white boy" quotient rose to dangerously high levels. For those still suffering from the side effects, long walks outside, deep breaths of fresh air, and repeat listenings to "Tell Me When to Go" are all valid cures for the specific form of depression caused by watching this video.