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You there! Dude cooped up in the office chair, hunched over files all day long, sneaking peaks at Pitchforkmedia.com in between sips of lukewarm coffee-- you need to get down! And lucky for you, Belgian party collective Soulwax has the raddest dancefloor beats for you to get down to. So fresh!

We're talking beats of such radness and freshness, you'll have no choice but to rediscover just what your pelvis can do under hot lights. Just ask the ravers down in Australia and New Zealand, who are getting the decadent Soulwax dancefloor treatment as you read this.

U.S. residents have until April 14 to perfect their raddest, freshest moves, as that's when Soulwax invade Philadelphia as part of their Radio Soulwax Presents tour. And just what is Soulwax presenting on this trek? Well, they'll perform their 2005 Nite Versions album (which features club-ified versions of jams from their Any Minute Now LP) in its entirety, plus the two Soulwax gents who moonlight as 2ManyDJs will spin, with pals JDH & Dave P warming everybody up. If that doesn't make you want to back your groove thang up like a Polaroid picture that just don't care, I don't know what will.

Radio Soulwax Presents:

03-29 Perth, Australia - Capitol
03-30 Melbourne, Australia - Metro
03-31 Sydney, Australia - V Festival
04-01 Gold Coast, Australia - V Festival
04-04 Brisbane, Australia - The Met
04-05 Sydney, Australia - The Forum
04-07 Auckland, New Zealand - St James
04-14 Philadelphia, PA - Transit *
04-16 Washington, DC - 9:30 Club *
04-17 New York, NY - Hiro Ballroom *
04-18 Brooklyn, NY - Studio B *
04-19 Montreal, Quebec - S.A.T. *
04-20 Toronto, Ontario - Opera House *
04-21 Chicago, IL - Metro *
04-25 Seattle, WA - Chop Suey *
04-27 San Francisco, CA - Mezzanine *
04-29 Indio, CA - Empire Polo Field (Coachella)

* with 2ManyDJs, JDH & Dave P