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This right here? This fine looking thing (after the jump) represents the full list of places you and yours can cavort and caper with young marrieds Dan Boeckner and Alexei Perry of Handsome Furs on their forthcoming spring tour, which is now even longer than it was before.

Following a stop at the Sub Pop SXSW showcase, the band will hit the road in late March, traversing the East Coast, then the west, and not a whole heck of a lot in between. "Handsome Furs Hate This City"? Nah, it's the long commutes they're really not so fond of.

Handsome Furs:

03-14 Austin, TX - Bourbon Rocks (Sub Pop SXSW showcase)
03-27 Miami, FL - PS 14 !
03-28 Palm Beach, FL - Respectable Street !
03-29 St. Augustine, FL - Café Eleven !
03-30 Orlando, FL - Social !
03-31 Gainesville, FL - Common Grounds !
04-01 Mt. Pleasant, SC - Village Tavern !
04-02 Chapel Hill, NC - Local 506 !
04-03 Charlottesville, VA - Satellite Ballroom !
04-04 Philadelphia, PA - North Star Bar !
04-05 New York, NY - Santa's Party House !
04-11 San Diego, CA - Casbah #
04-12 Los Angeles, CA - Troubadour #
04-13 Costa Mesa, CA - Detroit Bar #
04-14 Visalia, CA - Howie & Sons Pizza
04-15 San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill
04-17 Eugene, OR - WOW Hall *
04-18 Portland, OR - Someday Lounge *
04-19 Seattle, WA - Neumo's
04-20 Bellingham, WA - Old Main Theatre
04-21 Vancouver, British Columbia - Richards on Richards

! with Violens
# with Mr. Tube & the Flying Objects
* with Arthur & Yu