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Fresh out of exile, Chris Cornell is trying to re-adjust to the real world. Cornell has one problem, though: He only communicates using Audioslave lyrics:

Chris Cornell at the eye doctor:

Eye Doctor: So what's wrong, Mr. Cornell?

Chris Cornell: I've stared straight into the sun.

Eye Doctor: You can't see anything?

Chris Cornell: I've seen 50,000 names all engraved on a stone.

Eye Doctor: So you see some things, but not other things.

Chris Cornell: Send my soul away.

Chris Cornell at a bodega where somebody's buying lotto tickets:

Old Guy: God I hope I win...

Chris Cornell: I will be your luck.

Chris Cornell returning to his home in L.A.:

Chris Cornell: I was happy in this fortress.

Chris Cornell working as a Japanese tour guide, scaring people:

Chris Cornell: I walk the streets of Japan till I get lost with a graveyard tan carrying a cross.

Chris Cornell at the DMV saying stupid things that prevent him from getting his driver's license:

Chris Cornell: I like driving backwards in the fog.

Chris Cornell screaming:

Chris Cornell: Yeahhh!

Chris Cornell interviewing at med schools:

Chris Cornell: I don't want to learn what I'll need to forget.

Chris Cornell explaining what he likes to study:

Chris Cornell: I like studying faces in a parking lot.

Chris Cornell, M.D., talking to a patient in the emergency room who really just needs stitches, nothing big:

Chris Cornell: I don't know why you're dying.

Chris Cornell getting fired from Guitar World:

Chris Cornell: I like throwing my voice and breaking guitars.

Chris Cornell giving tips on how to play hide-and-seek:

Chris Cornell: Hide in the hours before sunrise.

Christ Cornell wondering whether this will all go away:

Chris Cornell: I've got a feeling this will all go away.

Places Chris Cornell will drink you:

Chris Cornell: I will drink you in my honey.

Chris Cornell's favorite mathematical functions:

Chris Cornell: Multiply and divide.

Drown him fast?

Chris Cornell: Drown me slowly.