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Peaches
“Boys Wanna Be Her”

[2006]
I'm not repulsed by this track because Peaches is an almost 40-year-old woman rapping about sex, but rather because she sounds like a 40-year-old man rap-rocking about sex. One more fatherfucking vapid track built on flaccid electronic drumbeats and it'll be time for Miss Nisker to re-educate herself in The Teaches of Peaches. I commend her Title IX-like quest to abolish misogynistic epithets like "slut" and seamlessly meld gender roles into one egalitarian orgy, but here she overcompensates for her femininity. She should've just sampled "Bawitdaba" if she was aiming for asshole rap rock, and yet her faux Kid Rock riffage somehow falls even shorter. Can't say I'm surprised by this bomb considering Peaches's meteoric dive from Teaches to Fatherfucker, though she better get that groove back soon-- her biological clock's ticking.
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