Pitchfork

Have no doubt that Para One has a great sense of humor, for he fucks this song up properly. Vegastar, for those fortunate enough not to know, is the worst rock band ever, but in France, they are mentioned in the same bated breath as woman-panters My Chemical Romance and Panic! at the Disco. You want to know what "Elle Blesse" means? "She Injures." Para One takes "her" cue and pummels the Vega boys into acid-glitched house hysterics for nearly two minutes before yanking them up by the armpits, dusting the shame off their tiny t-shirts and dropping ecstacy in their drinks. What ensues for the final two minutes is what Cobrasnake pics are made of: sweaty, blacked-out pogoing with boy-girls and girl-women wearing so many fucking pink bandanas you think you've died and gone to grit Valhalla.