Nazis (Justice Remix)

This is like that time you first took your dad in something-- checkers, wrestling, drinking, whatever. Mr. Oizo hit #1 seven years ago with an ugly bit of squelch called "Flat Beat" that no doubt made its way to the ears of the boys in Justice, whose own brand of brain-damaged electro is currently lighting hipster hearts aflame. I'm sure you can guess that Oizo's "Nazis" was no flower in the gunbarrel, but the remix takes what was a grating glitch-to-my-loo and makes it sound like you're being ground between the teeth of a party monster. Even more than their "Waters of Nazareth", Justice's remix is as close as I've heard to whatever dance-punk is supposed to be. Technically, you could do dance-type things to it-– pump your hips, wave your hands over your head–- but the decayed-to-tatters synth and disorienting drum hits are much better suited to clobbering some doofus with a shoulder charge and pouring beer over your head. I guess this is what happens to kids who listen to Air growing up.