Pitchfork

If the new hipster club music is all about jacking other people's shit, Das Glow is Napoleon. As far as I can tell, this is snap ghettotech B'more acid Miami house by a French kid with a German fetish, but that's probably so off the mark that I'm pissing my Depends in terms of knowing what's cool. Even so, it does have bits of all those things without coming off like Girl Talk gone wild, and when the track moves from dropping marbles down your ear canals to swabbing them with stun darts, it's a pretty fun experience considering the discomfort. Don't expect much melody-– actually, don't expect any melody. "Weiss Gaz" carries a tune like a dial-up modem. But if you're looking for something to put on that ripster mix between the Spankrock remix and "Do It To It", this probably wouldn't be a bad look.