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It's the wtf album title that's on the lips of everyone in indie-dom these days-- and now it's rolling off the tongues of random folks on the street and in offices: I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass. To get the kids psyched for the September 12 release of their latest Matador LP, ketchup-ralliers Yo La Tengo have asked fans to share YouTube videos of them, their friends, their cats, and (seemingly) strangers on the street reciting the kooky, somewhat ass-inine declaration, with as much (or as little) feeling as they please. The band has ass-embled the first round of clips on their album website, which is, yes:

iamnotafraidofyouandiwillbeatyourass.com

What's more, it's not too late to have your own ass-whooping boast posted. For instructions, and to see who's beating ass these days, click the long-ass link above.

Among the current crop of ass-beaters: lovable comedian Aziz Ansari, who has said some other pretty funny stuff. We're scared:

They have it alright, and it is a ginormous tour of North America and Europe. Dates ahead.

09-02 Dublin, Ireland - Electric Picnic Festival
09-03 Glasgow, Scotland - Indian Summer
09-05 London, England - Bush Hall
09-25 New Haven, CT - Toad's Place
09-26 Washington, DC - 9:30
09-28 Boston, MA - Avalon
09-29 Jersey City, NJ - The Loew's Jersey Theatre
09-30 Montreal, Quebec - Le National
10-02 Toronto, Ontario - The Phoenix
10-04 Ann Arbor, MI - Michigan Theater
10-05 Chicago, IL - Vic Theater
10-06 Milwaukee, WI - The Rave
10-07 Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
10-08 Omaha, NE - Sokol Underground
10-10 Boulder, CO - Boulder Theater
10-14 Vancouver, British Columbia - Richard's on Richards
10-15 Seattle, WA - Showbox
10-16 Portland, OR - Crystal Ballroom
10-19 San Francisco, CA - Fillmore
10-20 San Francisco, CA - Fillmore
10-21 San Francisco, CA - Fillmore
10-23 Los Angeles, CA - Henry Fonda Theater
11-01 Stockholm, Sweden - Debaser Media
11-02 Oslo, Norway - John Dee
11-03 Gothenburg, Sweden - Sticky Fingers
11-04 Malmo, Sweden - KB
11-05 Copenhagen, Denmark - Vega
11-07 Cardiff, Wales - Point
11-08 Gateshead, England - Sage
11-09 Cambridge, England - Junction
11-11 London, England - Forum
11-12 Paris, France - Cafe de la Danse
11-13 Tourcoing/Lille, France - Grand Mix
11-15 Strasbourg, France - La Laiterie
11-16 Utrecht, The Netherlands - Tivoli
11-17 Groningen, The Netherlands - Vera
11-18 Brussels, Belgium - AB
11-19 Berlin, Germany - Postbahnhof
11-21 Hamburg, Germany - Markthalle
11-22 Dusseldorf, Germany - Zakk
11-23 Munich, Germany - Muffathalle
11-24 Heidelberg, Germany - Karistorbahnof
11-25 Fribourg, Switzerland - Frison
11-27 Milan, Italy - Rainbow
11-29 Toulouse, France - TBA
11-30 Barcelona, Spain - Apolo
12-01 Vitoria, Spain - Toulouse
12-02 Madrid, Spain - La Riviera
12-03 Lisbon, Portugal - Aug