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So it looks like Axl Rose and co. maybe will maybe finally maybe heap the maybe steaming turd that Chinese Democracy is sure to be upon us. Maybe.

Though we are currently unable to find it on their website, Rolling Stone recently announced that the album would finally see release on November 21. Don't know where they got that information. Now everyone will have to refer to a long-delayed follow-up as the new Hell Hath No Fury.

My prediction: Chinese Democracy, whenever it's released, will sound how the cover of The Spaghetti Incident? looks.

Whether the album actually comes out or not, GNR fans can still get their fix of bloated bullshit rock on the band's upcoming North American tour, which kicks off October 22 in Nashville. Axl's war buddy Sebastian Bach opens all the shows.

Dates:

10-22 Nashville, TN- Gaylord Entertainment Center
10-24 Sunrise, FL - BankAtlantic Center
10-25 Tampa, FL - St. Pete Times Forum
10-27 Estero, FL - Germain Arena
10-29 San Juan, Puerto Rico - Coliseo de Puerto Rico
10-31 Jacksonville, FL - Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena
11-02 Greensboro, NC - Greensboro Coliseum
11-03 Huntington, WV - Big Sandy Superstore Arena
11-05 East Rutherford, NJ - Continental Airlines Arena
11-06 Portland, ME - Cumberland County Civic Center
11-08 Worcester, MA - DCU Center
11-10 New York, NY - Madison Square Garden
11-13 Baltimore, MD - 1st Mariner Arena
11-15 Toronto, Ontario - Air Canada Centre
11-17 Ottawa, Ontario - Scotiabank Place
11-18 Quebec City, Quebec - Colisee Pepsi
11-20 Halifax, Nova Scotia - Halifax Metro Centre
11-24 Cleveland, OH - Quicken Loans Arena
11-25 Auburn Hills, MI - Palace of Auburn Hills
11-27 Rosemont, IL - Allstate Arena
11-29 Milwaukee, WI - Bradley Center
12-01 Ames, IA - Hilton Coliseum
12-02 Minneapolis, MN - Target Center
12-04 Winnipeg, Manitoba - MTS Centre
12-06 Calgary, Alberta - Pengrowth Saddledome
12-07 Edmonton, Alberta - Rexall Place
12-10 Everett, WA - Everett Events Center
12-11 Portland, OR - Rose Garden Arena
12-13 Fresno, CA - Save Mart Center
12-15 Oakland, CA - Oakland Arena
12-17 Universal City, CA - Gibson Amphitheatre
12-19 Universal City, CA - Gibson Amphitheatre
12-20 Universal City, CA - Gibson Amphitheatre
01-10 Sacramento, CA - ARCO Arena
01-11 Bakersfield, CA - Rabobank Arena
01-13 Reno, NV - Reno Events Center
01-16 San Diego, CA - ipayOne Center at the Sports Arena